Mi Amor, Kevin.

Cawlfesh in yer bautholl.French peopawl own ze landCawlfesh in yer bautholl.
Crawush everywan elz wif mah ungluved haind Many pepauwl zink I am in ze band But I am naut. Becauz I am tew haut. Tie a knaut. Daunt get caught. Faught In ze fiaght cloob. Seen laughtz of man boob. But I am naut gay, jusz fraunthch.
I sait awun bench wif rause in my mouf Nau tango dancing hear My cait es naim Clauf. If you waunt to get wif cait You put your hair in plait and meyaw sell eet to me for free or two ninty three for Clauf, nauthing I zink she is ze thing
 
My nippels.
Teeaaa partiieeee
Devious Comments
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Check out my other dA account for photography! [link]
And be sure to check out the Royal Pain series: CINDERELLA vs. ARIEL!!! [link]
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ok i'm done ever.
Are you coming to MTAC this year?
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Qualis Artifex Pereo!
david bowie...*snort*
[link]
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If you cant hear me, even though I scream,
I want you to destroy me with your own hands
While you can still hold me dear.
Your arms that hold me back
Turn into a gentle dust.
I simply stare at the sky, silently.
Holy CRAP your art makes me laugh. By chance, I just saw the big obnoxious rainbow picture on the recent deviations, and clicked it.
I think I WILL start flossing more often. All thanks to you.
Seriously, though. You have a great sense of humor. Keep it up.
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The Defense Mechanism - Displace and Blame, Lie, Projection and Swallow - will each be Nullified by Our Divine Judgment. They hinder the True Machine and its workings.
- The Book of Salcary
Thanks for coming and looking at my shit.
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I can only express puzzlement which borders on alarm.
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i am actually batman
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"Lovely employer/employee relationship we have in the Turks. Sort of: I'll scratch your back, you attack mine with a garden rake."
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Even the markets only take dollar bills that were made by small "children" never "babies" because they're much too immature.
so if you give a baby a title as "child" you could have them working in any third world country that you want, and everyone's happy!
you have changed my ways master, and for this i must thank you.
but now that you know my evil plan.
YOU MUST BURN ETERNALY IN THE FLAME OF ETERNAL BURNING!
and then come back out within a few hours cause i made need your help with this "child" thing.
-brandon
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i am actually batman
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Do what you gotta do. Just don't shoot me. XD
thanks for being so smart i look stupid because of you.
yay!
i love smrtness
lets have a poop child.
but not together.
seperately.
they're sexier that way.
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i am actually batman
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